I just saw this here. Hmmm… I’m sorry Mr. Drug Dealer, are we supposed to be interested? I mean…. Lindsay Lohan? WTF were you thinking dude? Everyone knows about her drug abuse problems! If you’re going to rat someone at least aim a bit higher…

One of the dudes Lindsay Lohan banged in Italy already sold his story. Allesandro Di Nunzio told UK tabloid News of the World that Lindsay threw herself at him and then broke his heart by sleeping with two other guys just days after they met. He says:

“She introduced herself as Lindsay. It was only at the end of our conversation I suddenly clicked I was talking to Lindsay Lohan. I almost collapsed . . . All of a sudden, she pressed up close, looked me in the eyes and asked if she could kiss me . . . I was shocked she had made the first move—it took a while for me to realize I was supposed to take my clothes off too . . . I don’t think I will see her again now that I have learned that she was seeing other guys at the same time as she was seeing me.”

Holy crap–Lindsay Lohan’s more aggressive than a San Francisco tiger! At this pace she’ll break Wilt Chamberlain’s record for sex partners by the time she’s 25. Oh, and if you think the slot machines at Harrah’s are loose, wait ’til you’ve heard what Lindsay’s gynecologist says about her “gina”. That thing’s got to be as cavernous as the Grand Canyon . . . only with more yearly visitors!

Basically Hayden is wearing a top without straps and decides jumping up and down is the best way to celebrate the new year and wouldn’t you know it, her top slips down a little too far for the controversy clean Panettiere’s comfort. Unfortunately Hayden’s reflexes catches the traveling top before it becomes the world’s most infamous outfit.

But Hayden’s quick slip isn’t the best part of the clip. Wait and see as Lindsay Lohan witnesses the event and freezes in exhilarating anticipation as the paparazzi photographer checks his photos to see if he caught any of Hayden’s areola on film.

After the photog realizes he didn’t get the priceless shot and looks back at Lindsay with a look of disappointment, Lindsay looks around the room to see if anyone else noticed Hayden’s frightful incident…

Don’t worry Lindsay if they didn’t know then we’ll make sure the world knows now!